UNLEASH THE HEAT. EMBRACE THE FLAVOR.
Not For The Mild.
THE JERKY
Limited Quantities. Two flavors. One for the bold, one for the brave.
🔥 A Lil' Sizzle
ORIGINAL HEAT BACON JERKY
$20.69
Our proprietary blend hits sweet first, then brings the heat. Bold, addictive, and unlike anything you've had before. Made in small batches in Sacramento, CA. Limited quantities, when it sells out, it's gone until the next batch. Order yours now.
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☠️ Can you handle it?
REAPER HEAT BACON JERKY
Same recipe. Same bold base. Carolina Reaper powder added and finished with chili flakes for the ones who want to feel it. This isn't a gimmick, it's a warning. Coming soon.
COMING SOONREP THE BRAND
The gear is ready now. Wear what you stand for.
STJ Classic Dad Cap
$35.69
The cap that says you were here before it blew up. Embroidered STJ script, flame accent, structured fit.
STJ Classic Hoodie
$65.69
Heavyweight fleece, vintage-distressed graphic, built for the ones who don't blend in.
STJ Classic Sweat Shorts
$39.69
'Not For The Mild' embroidered right on the leg. Even your loungewear has something to say.
STJ Classic Tee
$29.69
Bold graphic, soft comfortable fit, loud statement. The OG Strip Tease tee, this is where the brand lives on a shirt.
STJ Classic Trucker Hat
$25.69
The retro pig logo up front. Mesh panel, snapback fit. Classic STJ, no explanation needed.
MERCH & JERK
Every month. Real prizes. Real people.
Every single month, Strip Tease gives back. Exclusive gear, fresh bags of jerky, and your name called live on camera. Three winners. Three chances. Zero reason not to enter.
Winners are announced live. You have to answer the call to claim your prize. Miss it and you forfeit your spot. Stay ready.
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1st Place
Shirt + 3 bags Original Heat + 1 bag Reaper Heat
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2nd Place
Shirt + 2 bags Original Heat + 1 bag Reaper Heat
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3rd Place
Shirt + 1 bag Original Heat + 1 bag Reaper Heat
HOW IT'S MADE
1
WE SEASON IT
Our proprietary blend, measured precisely. Every batch, every time.
2
WE DEHYDRATE IT
Hours in the dehydrator until it's exactly right. No shortcuts.
3
WE SHIP IT FRESH
Packaged and sealed straight from our kitchen to your door.
BUILT IN SACRAMENTO. MADE IN SMALL BATCHES.
Strip Tease is made by hand, one small batch at a time. Limited quantities. When it sells out, it's gone until we run the next one.
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